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September 24, 1998 - April 1, 1999
Consists of 22 half-hour episodes
1. 'A Side Of Chile' ("Jesse"
- Pilot Episode)
First Aired: 9/24/1998
Jesse Warner's life is turned upside down when Chilean Diego moves in next door.
Meanwhile, Darren Warner attempts to sell 8,000 unfinished garden gnomes.
2. 'Goober Up The Nose'
First Aired: Aired 10/1/1998
Jesse's hopes for a really good first date with Diego gets ruined when a piece of candy
catches itself in her nose, and she is taken to the emergency room. The nurse there
is none other than Kurt, who would return in Season Two as her arch-nemesis. This is
the first episode in which Carrie goes after Darren.
3. 'Bees Do It, Birds Do It, But Not In A
First Aired: Originally Aired 10/8/1998
Once again, Jesse is looking forward to a real date with Diego, but she ruins this one as
well when she tells him a story about Little John thinking he's going to be his new
father. While his mother is away, Little John tricks his grandfather and uncles into
giving him too much candy when he pretends to not know what sex is.
4. 'Live Nude Girl'
First Aired: Originally Aired 10/15/1998
Jesse has a hard to believing Diego when he says that the naked woman in his studio is
only a model, and not a romantic interest, so she gets her brother Junior to watch over
them. Darren is forced to move in with Little John, who is upset at the arrangement.
5. 'Boo! He's Back'
First Aired: Originally Aired 10/29/1998
Roy, Jesse's ex-husband, calls her up, ruining plans she had with Diego. After being
out of their lives for seven years Roy wants to come back, and Jesse is worried when
Little John really wants to see him.
6. 'The Methadone Clinic'
First Aired: Originally Aired 11/5/1998
Roy watches Little John while Jesse accidentally insults the owner of the chi-chi art
gallery who will decide whether or not Diego's art is shown there. At the same time,
Linda begins her crusade to get Darren to go out with Carrie.
7. 'The Kiss'
First Aired: Originally Aired 11/12/1998
While Diego is away, Jesse and Roy play..they kiss. Meanwhile, Carrie, Linda,
Darren, and Frank(guest star Phil Buckman), go out on a double-date.
8. 'The Cheese Ship'
First Aired: Originally Aired 11/19/1998
An ailing Diego is invited to Jesse's Thanksgiving dinner, but things start looking bad
when Roy is there as well. Carrie's chances at getting Darren become a bit smaller
when Linda becomes attracted to him as well.
9. 'Barko, The Holiest Dog In The World'
First Aired: Originally Aired 12/10/1998
Diego becomes even more worried when Jesse begins to lean towards Roy. Everyone else
has to go watch Little John in a play.
10. 'Boo! He's Gone'
First Aired: Originally Aired 12/17/1998
Diego discovers that Roy is with another woman, but Jesse won't listen until Junior
finally speaks, and confirms Diego's story. Roy is driven from the house.
11. 'The Best Possible Deal'
First Aired: Originally Aired 1/14/1999
Jesse helps Diego look for a new car, but after he falls for a really expensive sports
car, only Jesse can stop him from falling into the trap of the car salesman (Guest star
David Faustino). Meanwhile, now that Junior finally talks again, he and Darren are
fighting it out for a pretty woman at the bar.
12. 'The Mischievous Elf'
First Aired: Originally Aired 1/21/1999
Jesse returns to high school through night school, and is asked out by her teacher.
Diego is asked out by a student. Jesse's date brings her to a role-playing game
night, so she dumps him.
13. 'My Casual Friend's Wedding'
First Aired: Originally Aired 1/28/1999
Jesse becomes a maid of honor at one of her old classmate's wedding, but things take a
turn for the worse when Jesse has to cover for Linda, who was making out with the groom
before the wedding. Linda, and every other woman at the wedding, eventually comes
clean. Back at the bar, Diego helps out when there are too many customers, but John
Sr. doesn't like seeing him doing something good.
14. 'Hickory, Dickory, Death'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/4/1999
Jesse mistakenly goes over to Diego's to go with him to some function, even though they
are no longer together. Diego, however, thought she wouldn't want to go, so he
invited Gwen. Jesse makes up a story about seeing a fire, and putting on a
flame-retardant dress, and then sulks back to her house. After seeing the end of a
film-noire movie, she starts to day-dream about Diego and herself. Diego is a
private eye named Diamond with slicked back hair, and Jesse is a woman who protests she
was framed in the murder of a woman named Gwen. Carrie ends up being Diamond's
secretary, Sunshine, Junior is a pianist, Linda is the bartender, and Darren is a drunk
whose name Diamond can't remember. Snapping out of her dream, Jesse and Diego have a
fight when he comes over to get aspirin for Gwen, and later he comes back to apologize.
Jesse's dream-world and her real life don't play out the same, because Diego
reminds her that she was the one who wanted to call it quits.
15. 'Crazy White Female'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/11/1999
Jesse is understandably surprised when Diego needs help to rid himself of Gwen.
Meanwhile, John Sr. meets a woman who he fell for some thirty years ago, an old classmate
named Mary Ann.
16. 'Bar Remodel'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/18/1999
John Sr. leaves to climb Mount McKinley with Mary Ann, leaving the bar to his kids.
Junior is convinced he's going to die, and Jesse is so overwhelmed with running the bar
that she fails a test, and kicks her brother's out of her house. They eventually
decide that they should help out with the bar, much to their sister's relief.
17. 'Touched By An Angel'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/25/1999
Darren dreams of turning the bar into a 'Charlie's Angels' themed one, but only if he can
get his sister and her friends to dress up as 'Angels'. Diego and Jesse get together
for dinner, but Jesse is too nervous to enjoy it.
18. 'Cecil, The Angry Postman'
First Aired: Originally Aired 3/4/1999
Jesse writes a letter to Diego, telling him how much she loves him, but doesn't intend on
sending it. Little John doesn't now that, so he mails it. Jesse has to go to
the post office, and confront a mailman who she angered just the day before. When
that doesn't work, she decides to try and grab the letter when the mailman drops it off.
She manages to get her arm through the slot, but then it is stuck. Diego
returns home, finds Jesse's arm, and then reads the letter. He glues it shut and
gives it back to her, and tells her he loves her too, after she's left.
19. 'The Parent Trap'
First Aired: Originally Aired 3/11/1999
Diego's parents come for a visit, but when their plane gets delayed, Jesse goes to the
airport instead of Diego, and picks up the wrong parents. Diego and Jesse go back to
the airport and pick up his real parents, and then go out to dinner, where things go wrong
again, what with a man named Le Tigre pointing at everyone. Jesse gets depressed,
but Diego comforts her, telling her how he told his parents that he loves her.
20. 'Momma Was A Rollin' Stone'
First Aired: Originally Aired 3/18/1999
When Jesse finds out that some other boy is roughing up Little John, taking his clothing,
et cetera, she decides to go talk to the mother of this boy. As it turns out, the
mother is actually her mother, now Susan Foose (Lesley Ann Warren) and the boy is Little
John's uncle! The rest of the Warner clan is not as happy to see Susan, and are even
less excited when Jesse says she is going to loan her some money. She is only able
to get together $1200.65, but she thinks that it'll be enough to get her mother back on
her feet. Instead, Susan intends to use the money to fly to South America.
Diego and Jesse rush to the airport to stop her, and Jesse has an emotional breakdown on
the plane. In the airport after the plane takes off, Jesse and Diego are looking
over Jesse's cut leg, when all of the sudden her mother walks up. She decided to
21. 'Finders Keepers'
First Aired: Originally Aired 3/25/1999
Darren starts a scavenger hunt at 'Drinkies', so Jesse and Diego team up, although Diego
wants them to break up so they can win the Harley. Jesse convinces him that they
should work together, after telling him that she'll pose in a construction helmet.
While looking for a bug, they find a baby. They take it to the police station, but
the officer there, who Jesse once turned down nicely, says that it could be 5 or 6 hours
before Child Services can be there. So Jesse takes the baby home, and convinces her
family that she should keep it, after Diego has them all come over and tell her she's
crazy. But they have to bring the baby back, which is somewhat emotional, and Jesse
yells at the mother before finding out she was carjacked, and begged the carjackers to
leave the baby alone.
22. 'I Do, I Think I Do'
First Aired: Originally Aired 4/1/1999
Jesse is excited when she gets a scholarship for nursing school, but her excitement is
dampened when she finds out Diego lost his job, and will be deported if he can't find
another one. He starts working at Der Biergarten, but he is given a notice that he
only has 48 hours. Linda tells Jesse she should marry him, but she says no.
Diego is able to find a job, but it is in California, and Jesse doesn't want to move.
Alone with Diego, he pops the question, but she says no.
To Be Continued...
September 23, 1999 - May 25, 2000
Consists of 20 half-hour episodes
23. 'Jesse's New Job'
First Aired: Originally Aired 9/23/1999
Diego and Jesse are at Diego's house, wearing different clothing, and Diego asks Jesse to
marry him again, but she still says no. Then we skip ahead four months, and Jesse
gets a job assisting a nurse named Kurt, who is afraid of robots and says she takes up his
precious time. After forgetting Little John at school, she quits the job so she can
go to his hockey game, but then talks to Linda, who is house-sitting for Diego and driving
away anyone who is interested, decides she has to go back. Diego returns from
California and pops the question again, with a ring and everything. She says no, and
Diego blows up, telling her how she said things were going too fast four months ago.
She tries to talk to him, but he says 'no' to her three times, before saying they
are even and slamming the door. Jesse then goes and gets her job back, after going
over Kurt's head to Dr. Kozak.
NOTE: New opening credits, and instead of the bus in the closing, there is an extra
scene with Diego trying to get rid of Linda.
24. 'Driving Miss Jesse'
First Aired: Originally Aired 9/30/1999
After her car breaks down, Jesse has to carpool with Dr. Kozak and Kurt. When she
wants to drive them, things get a little antsy when Little John's ant farm breaks and the
ants take up residence in the car, and on her passangers. Meanwhile, Diego
tries, unsuccesfully, to get rid of Linda.
NOTE: Extra scene is gone, back to the ole
25. 'Students Get Flu; Carrie At Zoo; Monkey
First Aired: Originally Aired 10/7/1999
Jesse is stressed out from a flu epidemic, and Carrie's neverending requests to talk about
a monkey. Linda still won't leave Diego's house, and informs Jesse that he son is
turning into...a geek.
26. 'Everything But The Grill'
First Aired: Originally Aired 10/14/1999
Jesse throws a barbacue for her friends, but everyone else shows up as well. Kurt
and Danny, Diego, Little John and friends, and to top things off, Diego is still upset
that she won't marry him.
27. 'Jesse vs. Kurt'
First Aired: Originally Aired 10/21/1999
Kurt, upset that Jesse and Danny are getting friendly, stars a viscous rumor that Jesse
steals things. Meanwhile, Linda is overjoyed in thinking that Diego is now hers, after he
accidently sees her in the buff.
28. 'Jesse's Flat Tire'
First Aired: Originally Aired 11/4/1999
Jesse's car gets a flat, and in the ensuing changing of the tire, Jesse and Diego get back
together. While Jesse wishes to keep this under wraps, Diego hids an engagement ring
in something he cooks up for Jesse. This can't turn out well...
29. 'A Woman's Perogative: The Jesse Warner
First Aired: Originally Aired 11/11/1999
Jesse tries hard to get Diego back by her side, and even goes as a proposal of her own,
which Diego turns down. Not yet finished, Jesse is convinced she can win him over
with a very large, overly symbolic gesture.
30. 'L'eggo My Diego'
First Aired: Originally Aired 11/18/1999
Jesse finds out that Diego was once engaged to Irma (Guest star Jacqueline Obradors), her
new nemisis in her fight for Diego. She also goes with Danny and Carrie on their
first date, but ends up dancing with Kurt in order to leave them alone.
31. 'The Christmas Party'
First Aired: Originally Aired 12/16/1999
The title says it all, Jesse has herself a merry little Christmas party.
32. 'Jesse, As Nurse, Fills In: Diego Throws
Ice At Children'
First Aired: Originally Aired 12/23/1999
Jesse, as nurse, brings a squirrel back to life. Diego, while trying to clear his
driveway of snow, fights with Little John and his friends in an impromptu snow war.
33. 'Kurt Slips, Niagara Falls'
First Aired: Originally Aired 1/6/2000
Diego is startled when a simple trip to Niagara Falls with Irma turns into a wedding
proposal by her, complete in a wedding dress. Now knowing how it feels to be
proposed to suddenly, he returns to Buffalo and apologizes to Jesse. They get back
together, and when an attending doctor asks her out, Jesse says no because of Diego.
Kurt manages to throw out his back while lifting a box.
NOTE: NewER opening credits.
34. 'Small Time Felon: The Jesse Warner
Story, Part II'
First Aired: Originally Aired 1/13/2000
Jesse's car is stolen, she gets another one from Linda's mechanic, but while out for a
ride she notices her old car. While attempting to show it to a police officer, she
sees that the car is gone. She sees it again later while out for another ride,
somewhere else. Sadly, the car doesn't survive.
35. 'The Rock'
First Aired: Originally Aired 1/20/2000
Carrie and Jesse are ready and willing to go to their high school reunion. Linda,
however, isn't so excited. She's worried what people will think, seeing as she
doesn't think she's accomplished anything since graduation.
36. 'Jesse Gives Birth'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/3/2000
Jesse thinks back upon Little John's birth, after being informed by Diego that he wants to
have seven children. She admits that she wanted to call her son Axel Rose Warner,
not John Warner.
37. 'My Boyfriend Went To Chile And All I
Got Was This Lousy Moustache'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/10/2000
Diego comes back from a trip to Chile with a moustahce, much to the disqust of Jesse.
She asks him to get rid of it, but he decides not to after Danny acuses him of
being whipped. Linda, a security guard at the hospital...well, you can see what'll
38. 'Jesse's Coat A Useful Crutch, Diego's
Kitchen Not So Much'
First Aired: Originally Aired 2/24/2000
After discovering that nobody will believe her when she says she works at the hospital,
Jesse gets herself a blue coat. Meanwhile, Diego belives that Linda set his house on
fire because she left a mess in the kitchen, when in fact it was his fault.
39. 'The Dump'
First Aired: Originally Aired 3/2/2000
Jesse and Diego take a trip to the dump to try and find his passport, which was in the
refrigerator they threw out. Unable to find it, they are forced to give their
tickets to Bermuda to Danny and Carrie.
40. 'Diego's First Sleep-Over'
First Aired: Originally Aired 3/16/2000
While returning unexpecdely from a sleepover, Little John sees Jesse naked, because Diego
is at his first sleepover, with Jesse. Meanwhile, Carrie and Linda, boxing.
41. 'First Blood'
First Aired: Originally Aired 5/25/2000
Upset that a male nurse who used to work at the hospital made more money than she
did, Jesse confronts Kurt. She is told that the male nurse was a phlebotomist,
meaning he could draw blood. She decides to become one as well, but faints the first
time she tries to draw blood. Meanwhile, Diego isn't able to get the professership,
so he has to share his studio with an annoying British painter named Dawson who critizes
everything, and sleeps naked in the studio...on his back. Jesse eventually is able
to draw blood from Kurt, who is convinced she can't, and Diego gets fired after smashing a
painting of 'Jesse Naked, On Canvas' over Dawson's head.
42. 'My Best Friend's Wedding'
First Aired: Originally Aired 5/25/2000
Because he got fired, Diego is once again without a job, and he is going to be deported
again. In desporation, he weds Linda because, once again, Jesse said no. She
changes her mind, but it is too late, Diego and Linda are already husband and wife.